22/10/14 The House That Dripped Blood (1971)

As much as I enjoy the old Hammer/Amicus films of this type from this era, I gotta admit this one's pretty gash.

As ever Peter Cushing lifts the quality bar when he's on screen.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065854/
4.5/10

Amusingly described in the film as "A young couple from London"

Peter Cushing was brilliant. Here he's seen touching a vase, if you look carefully, there's some terrible wallpaper.

"May I smell your glove?"

Nice Triumph Spitfire, I've put it on here for my chum Dave.

"What's for dinner?"

"Face"

"Again?"

"LOL!"

"Yeah, I'll definitely put this on Twitter an' shit"

"Totes!"

"Hello, is that the future?.. I see... It's the shirt isn't it?.. I shall burn it immediately."

Perkin.

20/05/13 The Hidden (1987)

A cross between The Thing and Alien Nation. Not as good as either, but still very entertaining, even with dialogue bad enough to make your face fold in.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093185/
6.2/10

Wonder where this drew inspiration from?

Perkin.

28/06/12 Axed (2012)

Utterly terrible film about a man with a face who loses his job and decides to take his family for a nice day in the countryside so he can kill them.

Although if I had two kids who were still at school in their mid-20s, I'd probably nudge 'em under a bus and start again.

If bad acting was for sale in Harrods, the performances in this would be left on the shelves of the pound shop. Seriously, these people can't even sit down convincingly. It is actually quite funny, but not enough to recomend this cockwash.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1582198/

1/10

Perkin.