11/03/12 The Pack (2010)

French horror film (original title La meute) about a mad ol' Doris who runs a diner called 'The Spack'!

Occasionally she knocks people out, puts 'em in a cage, makes them eat plop-gruel and then hangs them up in the garden so that pointy fanged mole-people can pull their limbs off and nibble at the stumps. Imagine a Harvester pub in Croydon, bit like that.

The film also has a daft dream sequence and a rubbish bike gang who enjoy bumrape.

It's slow paced but good fun in that French horror kinda way.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1336601/

                                          Based on the Cornish chain of diners; 'Spazzmo's'

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                                            A French guy, being normal. Bonjour.

Some Times reader would buy this fucking shed, pay for it to be done up, then write some pissy book about their French wine growing adventure. Wankers.

7/10

Perkin.