15/04/12 Friday The 13th: The final Chapter. (1984)

What an optimistic title! This was number four in the series of Jason films and it certainly wasn't the last one or final anything. Instead this tedious franchise is effectively still going with recent remakes, reboots and all the other excuses wankers use to shit out this rubbish.

I dunno, I love horror films, but aside from a few decent novelty death scenes, the entire '13th' series is pretty gash. It's basically a fat retard mute waddling about with a machete, slicing up giggletwits then getting *killed* at the end of each film. For twelve films.

It's not all based around Camp Crystal/Camp Blood though, Jason did once get on a boat the magically took him to New York.

Oh yeah, and also once got on a spaceship and went to space to kill some more bumclowns.

Essentially though, he's shit. The films are shit. Number four was shit.

Corey Feldman is in it. He was 13 in '84, but looks about 7. By my reckoning he's probably started shaving by now.

Also, a year before he played the incredibly awkward, social cabbage George McFly in Back to the Future, Crispin Glover was in this playing Jimmy. The awkward, cabbagey one.

Anyway, 2.5/10

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087298/

                                                                             Perkin.