21/04/12 Starcrash (1978)

Mopeds, political corruption, organised crime and innapropriate sexual advances. Those are the things Italians know how to do. Making films, however, isn't their strongpoint.

This film, directed by an Italian, is fucking tits. Occasionally hilarious, but mostly just fucking rubbish.

2/10

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079946/

                                          Bald men in a tub was a 1978 craze, like lavalamps.

                                           Yeah, explore space in a perspex toilet. 1970s wankers.

                                                         "Bitch, I'll shoot you in the glove!"

                                                   Bukka... No, I'll shutup.

                                                                   Welcome to Cornwall!


                                                                                Perkin.