01/06/12 Piggy (2012)

A little fella's brother gets biffed to death so he starts hanging out with Dennis Pennis and they decide to get the people responsible and cut them with things.

It's an OK film, with people who can actually act and whatnot, but is very forgettable, leaves a few questions unanswered and has a slight vibe of Hollyoaks about it.

5/10

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1951218/

"I am impressed by these dolphins jumping from my knee."

"Fuck that! I've just shot a turtle out me nipple!"

*Parp!*

Perkin.