31/05/12 Safe (2012)

Jason Statham plays Nathan Marmalade, a mild tempered museum curator who one day stumbles upon a rare book that contains the legendary polystitch knitting patterns of Pomdoor. Upon completion of the patterns, he opens the gateway to the mystic kingdom of Thrumm where he befriends the unicorn Midloch and learns the meaning of true love.

Not really. He plays a stubbly puncher who spends 90 minutes slapping stuntmen.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1656190/

2.5/10

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