21/05/12 Prime Evil (1989)

As I've still got a rubbish cold, we have a guest reviewer for this 'plop; Daniel Dyer.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095900/
2/10





Danny says: "In the old days, there was some pwoper nawty monks who worshipped Satan instead of Jesus and Mary. This geezer's china looks like a right lemon"                                        

                                                                                                             

Danny says: "The geezer on the floor had been takin' liberties, so the bloke wearing the West 'Am scarf has given him a dry slap."                                               

Danny says: "This bird's having a gypsies kiss whilst wearing lycra. A bit like one of those moody German films on the internet."                                                                                                





 Danny says: "This geezer's 'avin a quick sherman tank in his dressing gahn."

Fanks for reading everyone, I'm off aaht to 'ave it large and if you don't like it, I'll wrap it rahnd yer cannister.




Danny.