10/05/12 Sinbad Of The Seven Seas (1989)

Awesomely terrible.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098333/

A rating for this is pointless, but to offer a breakdown in numbers:

Entertainment 9/10
Midgets 8/10
Facial expressions 9/10
Any skill in areas traditionally considered when judging a film 0.5/10
Awesomeness 10/10

Yup.

"Fark off, you mincer"

The winner of the 'Mr Heterosexual 1989' award.

This is acting.

Er... Musclewank.

Perkin.