Fucking Shit. Terrible, terrible shit! A 2hr20 megabudget toy advert dickfest, full of relentless computer effects wrapped around a thinly written plot about a bunch of special needs superheroes fucking around with invading space monkeys. It's predictability tests patience to the limit, every single shot has a slick blockbuster obviousness and as for the attempts at humour, I laughed more during A Serbian Film. Which was also shit.
Even the Hulk's pretty boring, which would make my 10yr old self very disapointed.
Fucking rubbish, fuck off.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0848228/
1/10
The title is also an anagram of Algae verbs semens. Which sounds much more fun.
Perkin.
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