14/05/12 How I Spent My Summer Vacation (2012)

Hollywood's favorite teetotal, left-wing, athiest Melanie Gibson plays Yankee McSmokypuff who gets put in a Mexican prison after being napped by the Mexican police with a few sackfulls of loot.

The film, judged entirely for what's on screen (a pretty lightweight, mildly xenophobic actioner) -without allowing thoughts of it being any kind of gentle reintegration, celluloid puff-piece for Gibson to gauge public perception of him after recent 'troubles'- to linger, it's actually quite entertaining.

Gibson as a human remains a wrinkle-faced, fundamentalist shit-midget who's grip on sanity appears to be in direct adversity to his ever abating hairline.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1567609/

6.5/10

"Grrr! Are you a Jewish?"

"Grrr! Are you a black?"

"Grrr! Are you a woman?"

Perkin.