27/06/12 Stay (2005)

Ewan Kenobi gets a fat head, looks like Eddie Izzard and talks to some mopey brat who's planning to top himself. It's all a dream and stuff. Bob Hoskins appears in knitwear. Ryan Lyndhurst Gosling is in it. Everyone loves him, although he's toilet.

Due to a smaller budget, their next adventure was 'Ewan and Charlie Ride Over A Bridge'*

Old men with an evil deathbaby in a bag can be fully trusted.

'Arold Shand gets a nosh.

Probably Ryan Gosling.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371257/

3.5/10

Perkin.

*They'll still have a support team of 20 people in five Land Rovers as they're such carefree adventurers!