13/11/12 The Watch (2012)

Living somewhere in the rest of the world means having anti-American sentiment is almost compulsory.

I could be all grown up and say don't judge the many by the acts of the few, but I can't be bollocksed to be mature this evening. Besides, look at the balloon-faced cunt running this country at the moment, we're in no place to judge.

However, if I can give America two quick bits of advice, it's these:

1. You've got it round the wrong way. sex is good, guns are bad. Jesus would agree.

2. Stop making films like this.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1298649/
1.5/10

Perkin.