How to write every American comedy film.
1. Main character must be cinegenic.
2. Main character must be blandly everyperson.
3. Main character must find themselves in unlikely situation.
4. Main character must have Wacky Best Friend. Someone with no impulse control, funny dress sense, lack of self awareness and absolute loyalty to main character that will be touched upon in inevitable scene when Wacky Best Friend briefly removes the clown mask to show the human vulnerability underneath.
5. Plot must be completely predictable from the first frame until the last.
What a load of fucking bumsense.
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