Saturday, 9 February 2019

Man Vs. (2015)

Not the show where the chunky fella eats an entire deep-fried cow whilst gormless cretins clap him.

I bet his plumber's on speed dial.

"Hello, Tim, It's Adam."

"Oh fu... Hello, Adam. Is it the usual problem?"

"Yeah, I ate fifteen kilos of  pork banjos at Sisterwife's Bucktoothed Diner yesterday. It's like someone's filled the U-bend with a gallon of chocolate concrete."

"I'll bring the depth charges, they might shake it loose."

"Cheers, gotta go, I ate twelve bowls of buttered fish knuckles in nine minutes this morning. Gotta go and add to the pile-up"

Anyway, this film's about some wannabe Bear Grylls* who gets stalked by something whilst filming his survival show. Pretty good fun for a low budget effort.










*But less of an annoying, posh-faced wankpole.


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