I bet his plumber's on speed dial.
"Hello, Tim, It's Adam."
"Oh fu... Hello, Adam. Is it the usual problem?"
"Yeah, I ate fifteen kilos of pork banjos at Sisterwife's Bucktoothed Diner yesterday. It's like someone's filled the U-bend with a gallon of chocolate concrete."
"I'll bring the depth charges, they might shake it loose."
"Cheers, gotta go, I ate twelve bowls of buttered fish knuckles in nine minutes this morning. Gotta go and add to the pile-up"
Anyway, this film's about some wannabe Bear Grylls* who gets stalked by something whilst filming his survival show. Pretty good fun for a low budget effort.
*But less of an annoying, posh-faced wankpole.
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