19/01/14 Blind Date (1984)

Shit film about a fella who goes blind and someone stabbing women in Athens, not the shit one with Bruce Willis that came out three years later.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086978/
1/10

This chap with an annoying head is called Joseph Bottoms. LOL etc.

Told you.

"Will home computing ever be more convenient?"

"Never! The iWardrobe is as compact and simple as we'll ever get. Science Hat magazine says so."

"With a gat that's pointed at yo ass, so give it up smooth..."

"Stay alive! I will find you!"

Nothing to do with this film, I just love how happy this elephant looks.

Perkin.

18/04/13 The Hounds (2011)

About as much fun as a frozen piss lollipop.

92 minutes of bored that involved some people who appear to have never even driven past an actor, going into the woods whilst something involving men with stubble also happens. Should be sealed in a symbolic concrete arse for eternity.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1935909/

1/10

"My tiny hands make this glass look huge. Can I borrow your hair?"

"Yeah, bitch! Fuck wit me, I pop a cap in yo ass!"

Possibly me watching this film.

"Gary, my eyes have disappeared!"

"Don't worry, Jennifer Massive-eyes has a cameo coming up, she can lend you some."

"Hello. Jennifer Massive-eyes talking."

Perkin.