18/04/13 The Hounds (2011)

About as much fun as a frozen piss lollipop.

92 minutes of bored that involved some people who appear to have never even driven past an actor, going into the woods whilst something involving men with stubble also happens. Should be sealed in a symbolic concrete arse for eternity.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1935909/

1/10

"My tiny hands make this glass look huge. Can I borrow your hair?"

"Yeah, bitch! Fuck wit me, I pop a cap in yo ass!"

Possibly me watching this film.

"Gary, my eyes have disappeared!"

"Don't worry, Jennifer Massive-eyes has a cameo coming up, she can lend you some."

"Hello. Jennifer Massive-eyes talking."

Perkin.