17/07/14 Deep End (1970)

Set in London, filmed in Germany, directed by a Polish guy. People confuse the culturally discordant mess that results as some kind of magical artistic gem. When, in fact, it's a load of confused ballsack.

Think that's the first time I've ever used the word 'discordant'. So you can consider yourself lucky that:

A: You've just shared that special moment with me.

B: You probably didn't stay up 'til 3am watching this fucking splash like I did.

The film stars Jane Asher who, until now, I'd only ever been vaguely aware of as some bony-faced, Beatle fondling cake-lady who was famous forty years ago. Have to admit, she was stunningly good looking back then.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066122/
2/10

Perkin.