20/07/14 Primal Rage (1988)

A research lab where an ape has been infected with a rage virus gets broken into, anger-monkey bites a guy who spreads the virus around some humans.

15 years later it was done much, much better in 28 days later.

The main guy is some sweater wearing, bouncy, white-toothed hybrid of Rob Lowe and Cliff Richard. Within seconds of looking at him I wanted to knee him in the head. He rides around on a bright red moped and looks like a right dick while he does so. Sadly, no furious primates tear his flesh off and wear his face as a hat.

Probably a great fella in real life though.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102709/

2/10

Perkin.