01/06/15 White Settlers (2014)

A young pair of marrieds move to a run-down Scottish farmhouse to pursue that most middle-class of aspirations, do up a wreck and congratulate themselves for being wonderful.

However their plans for idyllic country living get kicked in the sun blushed tomatoes when some locals decide to house invade and fuck it all up.

The suggestion is that the Scots are angered by the (comparatively) affluent and arrogant English coming in and gentrifying their land. Personally I think they just hate smug arseholes who collect Observer supplements about cupcakes and shit.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2883352/
7/10

Perkin.