Monday 31 December 2018

Handsome (2017)

Tepid murder mystery where characters and script are so dull, you will soon forget the film after watching. Possibly even during.

Do you think any real life murders have been really boring?

"Uniform are on site, Guv. They've found a body."

"Execution style gangland hit?"

"No"

"Body suspended upside-down, head removed, satanic symbols carved into the flesh?"

"No. Just a single blunt force trauma to the side of the head."

"With a bloodied, antique, ivory-handled poker laying near by? The shaft bearing a maker's mark identifying it as one of a pair, the other one conspicuously absent?"

"No. The neighbour has already 'fessed up, Guv. They'd never got along."

"Booooooooooring. You do the paperwork, Jenkins."




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