Do you think any real life murders have been really boring?
"Uniform are on site, Guv. They've found a body."
"Execution style gangland hit?"
"No"
"Body suspended upside-down, head removed, satanic symbols carved into the flesh?"
"No. Just a single blunt force trauma to the side of the head."
"With a bloodied, antique, ivory-handled poker laying near by? The shaft bearing a maker's mark identifying it as one of a pair, the other one conspicuously absent?"
"No. The neighbour has already 'fessed up, Guv. They'd never got along."
"Booooooooooring. You do the paperwork, Jenkins."
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