"Remember how A Quiet Place was the biggest film in cinemas last year?"
"Yup."
"And how it wasn't actually THAT amazing, but everyone wanked themselves blue over it?"
"Yup."
"And then we released a cover version called Bird Box where Sandy Bollock put a bag on a kid's head and went rafting?"
"Yup."
"And everyone thought that was also cocking fantastic. For some reason."
"Yup."
"Well! How about we water down the formula once again, make the characters as dull as possible, the explanation of the global plight embarrassingly unlikely and chuck in a few human baddies with motives and methods that are laughably illogical?"
"Yup."
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