Sunday, 14 December 2014

__/12/14 Raised By Wolves (2014)

Pretty decent found footage (yeah, another) film about a spooky house in the desert.

Like a dusty cross between Blair Witch and Lord Of Illusions.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2350852/
7/10


Perkin.

__/12/14 Dying Of The Light (2014)

Wigolas Cage finally manages to find a hairpiece that looks convincing, but then ruins it all by wearing a silly fake ear. Yes, fake ear.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1274586/
4/10


Perkin.

__/12/14 Tusk (2014)

Oh, Kevin Smith, how the mighty have fallen.

Self-referential shite about a man who talks shit for living being turned into a walrus by an insane old fella.

Michael Parks is the single good thing about this film. Johnny Depp appears to be telling a joke that only he will ever find funny.

Clerks seems like such a long time ago.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3099498/
2/10

Perkin.

__/12/14 Tell (2014)

Only two letters away from being titled 'Dull'.

It was.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2724236/
5/10


__/12/14 The Mirror (2014)

Found fotage film about a spooky mirror. Pretty good.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3547900/
7/10



__/12/14 Nightcrawler (2014)

Excellent film about a the voyeuristic morality void of the paparazzi and rolling news channels.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2872718/
9/10


Perkin.

01/12/14 Fear Island (2009)

I've seen this film loads of times before. Well, not this actual film, but when something's this generically derivative... etc.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1109583/
4/10

Perkin.