Monday, 31 July 2017

31/07/17 First Kill (2017)

Generic but watchable small town crime effort.

...Er, that's about it really.

Ta.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5884234
6.25/10

Perkin.

30/07/17 Humanoids From The Deep (1980)

Silly old nonsense.

Kinda fun though.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080904/
5/10

*Sheriff Biscuit out on patrol*
"Deputy Hopper, do you copy?"


"Copy that. Go ahead, Chief"


Just stopping for a quick 470 beers with the fellas.


"Kenneth! How are you?"

"Blimey! Hello, Gary! Haven't seen you since the barbeque. Miriam here?"

"Yup, just nipped off to the shitter."



Fans of shit British cars will be 'impressed' by this Yank-spec Triumph TR7



"wanna see my broom handle?"



"Don't let them get to you, Ronald. They jus' bitch-ass playas, you get me?"

"Fo' real. Haterz be hatin'"



The funfair comes to Croydon.



"Read me some more of your poetry."

"One more, then to bed. You've got a big day at school tomorrow."



Perkin.













Friday, 28 July 2017

King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword (2017)

Set in that mythical time when London was full of volcanoes and 400ft tall elephants.

Probably the 1950s or something.

Elecanoes/10


EuroTrip (2004)

Hard hitting documentary.

85/10


Tour De Pharmacy (2017)

Funnier than expected short TV film.

6.4/10


Shooter (2007)

Mark Wahlberg, a man whose singular facial expression suggests that he is confused much of the time.

5/10


Revolt (2017)

low budget, post apocalypse, alien invasion film that looks flippin' ace for the amount spent and is entertaining sci-fi stuff.

7/10