03/03/15 Desecrated (2015)

An angry caretaker kills some stupid children.

What a silly sausage.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1977919/

3.4/10

Perkin.

02/03/15 American Justice (2015)

If viewed as a comedy, this is potentially brilliant. If watched as a normal film it is very, very poor.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2940482/
Er.../10

Perkin.

01/03/15 Death Proof (2007)

This was on TV. Watched it again.
Here's our previous thoughts:

http://filmplop.blogspot.co.uk/2013/07/060713-death-proof-2007.html

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1028528/

Is that a duck? Duck Proof?

01/03/15 Zombieworld (2015)

As it had been a good three or four hours since a zombie film had been released, the makers of this anthology bravely stepped up to the breach to fill the void.

12 stories. two fun. Ten shit.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3717324/
3.5/10

Perkin.

01/03/15 A View To A Kill (1985)

This was the last time Roger Moore (the best Bond by far) played 007. He turned 57 when it was being filmed, so decided to hang up his eyebrows.

0057?

Anyway, like all Moore-era Bond flicks, it cracking, silly fun.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090264/
7/10

Perkin.

01/03/15 VANish (2015)

What a silly way to spell a film's TITle.

Ha! 'TIT'.

Anyway, unlike Exorcism (see last 'Plop, using your eyes, you'll see it's below this one), this is how to make a film on a very small budget and make it entertaining.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3058674/
7.2/10

Perkin.

01/03/15 Exorcism (2014)

The acting in this ranges from face-meltingly bad all the way up to almost-YouTube. Often by the same person during the delivery of a single sentence.

The plot isn't worth mentioning, mostly 'cos it's as shit as the acting, the sound repeatedly uses a gimmick that wears thin within the first fifteen or twenty times it's used and the effects are on a par with the acting.

I firmly think this was written and directed by an onion.

Now, having said that, it does have a strangely enthusiastic feel that was strong enough for me to watch the entire film.

Still, I was at work during an unusually quiet shift so at least it wasn't during my own time.

 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1756508/
2.5/10

Perkin.