30/11/14 The Lookalike (2014)

What an unlikely, contrived series of events.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2497980/
4.5/10

Perkin.

29/11/14 Witchboard (1986)

Even by the standards of 1980s films, this one is very '80s.

We decided to do a remake of it, see if you can spot the difference between the original screen capture and our remake:

Original.

Our remake.

Yeah, so, the film's a load of fucking bibble about a woman who gets possessed after pissing about with a Ouija board. Can't even remember what I was gonna type here. 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090327/

ohfebvuefrhb/10

Perkin.

28/11/14 Asylum (2014)

Can't be arsed to explain the story behind this film, but it's funny enough to be worth watching.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2259858/

7.2/10

Perkin.

28/11/14 Shooting Bigfoot (2013)

A documentary that turns out to be mostly fictional wank. The guy behind the camera is an annoying, pissy bitch as well.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2894158/
3.5/10

27/11/14 Convict (2014)

Another Australian film, something of a theme week for our viewing. This is a low budget film about a guy who gets sent down for a (justifiable) act of self-defence.

Normally a prison film with this level of financial backing would be a slaughter of cliches. Alright, this one does have the expected gangs, violence and dodgy shower moments, however it does also highlight the futility of doing time, the ugliness of the violence and even offers some well scripted, decently acted thoughts on ethnic identity in an age of multiculturalism and friendships forged in the pressure of an institution.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2893780/
7/10

Perkin.

27/11/14 Hello Ladies (2014)

Earlier this year we watched the stand-up show that spawned a TV series in the states that got cancelled and finished with this film-length tie-up. Proof that Stephen Merchant is much, much funnier without that unfunny cunt Ricky Gervais sitting next to him.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3762944/
7/10

Perkin.

26/11/14 The Mule (2014)

Australian film, essentially about a man who doesn't take a shit for two weeks. Much better than my laziness makes it sound.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2130270/
7/10

Perkin.