Friday 2 March 2012

02/03/12 American Cyborg: Steel Warrior (1993)

You seen Children Of Men? If not, you should, it's brilliant. The plot to this is similar, but with a cyborg, mutants and added terribleness.

A woman with a baby in a tube wanders through an endless number of abandoned warehouses and tunnels with some guy who looks like a crap male stripper. Occasionally a really shit wannabe Terminater pops up unexpectedly and growls at them. Like a rubbish Cato from the Pink Panther films.

                                          "I love you, tube baby"


                                          "This pistol has suprised and confused me!"

                                    "And I was all, like, "Yeeeeah, bitches". Fools be trippin', yo."

                                          This film does find time for a romantic sub-plot.

                                         Jean-Paul Gaultier: My new scent 'Leather'

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109098/

2.4/10

                                                                  Perkin.

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