If I was an X-Man I'd want my power to be the ability to stop Marvel and all those other fuckers making so many tedious, lazy, predictable, bollocks super hero films. Sick of them now.
Unless there's a comic called Bum Man about an arse who fires lasers of justice from it's puckered ring of righteousness. That'd probably worth seeing.
The sequel would be shit though. Some young, cap wearing director twat would big it up pre-release by saying it's much 'darker' than the first. It wouldn't be. At all. It'd be another 100 minute toy advert. Just like they all are.
Pah! They can put it all up their bollocks.