Thursday, 21 January 2016

--/01/16 Invaders Of The Lost Gold (1982)

Everyone speaks in English, but the acting is so bad, I kept thinking it had been dubbed by people who were reading the script from a different film.


Enjoyable enough if you're in the mood for something amusingly shit.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0123915/
5/10

Perkin.

--/01/16 Dumb Criminals The Movie (2015)

An Australian film that is almost enough evidence to legally ban Australians from ever making films.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4734082/
1/10

Perkin.

--/01/16 The Towering Inferno (1974)

A film made in the '70s about a big building.

*SPOILER ALERT!!!*





It catches fire.




http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072308/
Buildings/10

Perkin.

--/01/16 Stir Of Echoes (1999)

Before Kevin Bacon advertised mobile phones, he used to be in films. In this one he digs a hole and talks to a dead teenager.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0164181/
7/10

Perkin.

--/01/16 The Trailer Park Boys: Drunk, High & Unemployed (2015)

Dunno why we like this show, nothing ever really happens, it's never side-splitting funny and normally we'd find stuff like this bollocks, but somehow we seem pretty loyal to it, watching all the series, the film and now this live show.

If you're a fan, you'll like it, if not, you probably won't.



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5087462/
7/10

Perkin.

--/01/16 Childhood's End (2015)

This was a three-part mini-series that we pretty much watched in one go, so I'm including it as a film.

It's based on a book written many years ago by Arthur C. Clarke, which involves a load of alien motherships turning up and floating over the world's cities. The occupants become known as The Overlords due to them telling humans to stop bollocking about with wars and diseases and suchlike and show us how we're all the same, irrelevant of how much money you've got or what name you choose for God.

The aliens refuse to reveal themselves for the first fifteen years, but communicate their intentions to us via some humble farmer fellow who acts as their spokesman. Imagine a version of Blind Date that goes on for over a decade. But with a farmer instead of Cilla Black.

Beyond the Mysterious World TV show he fronted in the '80s, I have never really taken much notice of Clarke's stuff, therefore I didn't know the story of the book/show. When the aliens first reveal themselves I thought it was a cracking moment.


The first third was ace, the second was good but the last was a bit meh.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4146128/
6.8/10

Perkin.

--/01/16 Guns For Hire (2015)

The fifth year of Film Plop, eh? Well, you've only got yourself to blame if you're reading this balls.


Anyway, this was the first film we watched of the year. Not great, but not deserving of the terrible reviews it's had. And the twist that many reviews have considered terrible is exactly the same as one from a recent-ish film that was adored by most. Even though it was also a bit shit.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2201532/
4.5/10

Perkin.