Seemingly written by a 12 year old boy as the first few scenes involve good looking scantily clad women toting guns trying to shoot each other before further good looking scantily clad women toting guns arrive to try to shoot each other before assorted goons and bad guys then turn up to have a go. That's all very well but it's dull to watch and extremely unlikely. Apparently ongoing bursts of gunfire and explosions in a building which is presumably in a city is no cause for the police to arrive.
Hayek's boobs and a pink bear cuddly toy are the best things in it.
Boobs 10/10 Bear 10/10 Film 2/10