Due to a shortage of John Deere baseball caps and cowboy boots, North Korea decides to invade rural America.
Mirroring the sweat-shop practices of their Far East invaders, the American nation rely on children to fight back.
Have you ever seen the 1984 original? It's a terrible film, sometimes hilariously so. Out of all the films ever made with the title Red Dawn, it's still the better one.
Oh, come on!/10