I wish posh people would stop pretending Shakespeare is fun. It's not. Fucking olde-worlde, gobbledegook speaking, Kenneth Branagh, ballbag nonsense.
Opera can fuck off as well.
In the spirit of social balance, for the working and middle classes -football, garden decking, having children, drinking wine, nightclubs, Primark, Channel 5, books about the SAS, scaffolding, The Guardian, pick-up trucks, tennis and Ford Mondeos- can all fuck off too.
Oh, happy Christmas.