Exactly the sort of things that poor children get in trouble for doing.
I dunno, one rule for them, etc.
Anyway, as the combined familial wealth of these little bastards is somewhere in the upper billions, a group of mercenaries decide they represent a profitable ransom, invade the island and take them hostage.
Having to depend in their wits rather than their servants, these little snapchat wankers decide to fight back.
You've already guessed everything that happens after, so I can wind this up now.