Friday, 28 July 2017

Alien: Covenant (2017)

Slightly better than Prometheus, but that film was a total mud-biscuit and this is only a very small amount better. Also, this film suffers from a shite ending that bashes away much of the small superiority it does have.

Guy Pierce's brief cameo at the start is so bad I had to remind myself I wasn't watching some Fast Show style parody. And Micky F. Assbender, who's being praised up to the nipples for his role in this, is like a fucking tree made of ham. Seriously, his attempt at playing sinister is laughable. Odd given his obvious talent as an actor.

Oh yeah, and some fucking aliens turn up doing all their usual shit. 


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