27/04/19 Forbidden World (1982)

If you're over 35, you'll probably know what to expect from a film like this.

If you're under 35, the VHS era was either a minefield or an ocean of gems, depending on your tastes.

"Last one there's a terrible actor!.. first is as well."

"Hello, Ken. You're looking well. Any issues?"

"Thanks, Doc. Not really. Bit of flesh melting, nothing too bad."

"Will you sign Meredith's leaving card?"

"No. Never liked the fat cow."

"Hi, Meredith. We clubbed together and bought you a little something. It's some binoculars wrapped in duct tape or some shit."

"Lovely! Thank you, Tony!"