28/09/11 Midsommar (2019)

Imagine and episode of The League of Gentlemen, written by some wanker who insisted all the enjoyable stuff was taken out, and also insisted it dragged on for 2.5 hours.

Up its own arse.
Too long.
Too serious.
Boring.

"The chaps on the rugger team used to drink their own piss as well! Delightful wheeze! Top fellows!"

"Fuck off, Prince Harry, you dick."

Fucking hell, that Mumsnet meet-up got a bit strange.

"Bet I can fit your arm in my mouth. Let me try."

"Please, Papa Filmplop, fail to amuse us with further captions. Praise be to The 'Plop. So mote it be. And whatever other old bollocks rubbish cults in shit films pretend to say."