20/07/14 Tu£sday (2007)

T£rrible British film about thr££ groups of diff£r£nt p£opl£ who d£cid£ to rob a bank.

slow moving, w£akly act£d shit.

Phillip Gl£nnist£r is a fack-awful ham in £v£rything h£ acts in.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1042570/
2/10

P£...Oh, get fucked. Perkin.

26/09/2013 Fright Night 2 (2013)

There's a reason why you didn't even know this film had been made.

Oh dear.

One can only conclude Jaime Murray gets her looks from her mother. Alas, she gets her acting ability from her father.

Scenes of shocking hammery.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2486630/

3/10

Podd

20/05/13 Timecop (1994)

Johnny-Claude Transit-Ham plays a copperplod who can travel through time. If it needs more explanation  you've never seen one of his films before.

Obviously it's shit, but as enjoyable as anything else the wonky-voiced, half-pint Belgian has been involved in.

Although I did like No Retreat, No Surrender when I was 13.

I was a bit of a cock back then.

Well, even more than I am now.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111438/
5/10

Poncey haired twat.

Perkin.