08/03/15 A Lonely Place To Die (2011)

Seen this before, enjoyable enough nonsense. We were interested in was a statement in the film, someone says that if any member of the team falls from the peak of the mountain they're climbing, it will take a full 30 seconds to hit the ground.

That's enough time, if true, to send a text message of goodbye/SOS. I timed myself and easily managed to tap out "Have fallen over badly. Send ambulance. Ta." therefore convincing me that it might actually be safer to fall from a really big mountain than a small one/stepladder.
Also thirty seconds is easily enough time to fit in a few pints, making your descent more pleasurable. Maybe just the one if you're a bit of a nancy.

 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1422136/
7/10

Perkin.

10/12/13 The Outsider (2013)

Craig Fairbrass plays Mr Cockney McPunch. His daughter dies and he goes to America to have a pint and slap around some hoodlums.

There's a fairly interesting plot about a financial/credit card scam, but it's played through the filter of a fighty B-movie.


Not officially released, but an online video search might make it magically appear.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2198241/
5.5/10

Perkin.