Sometimes I like to think up really shit X men. Here's some I'm gonna make up as I type them.
X name / Power
Sausage / Everything he touches becomes cylindrical.
Screaming Cont / Can bend his body into the exact shape of any continent. It hurts so he screams.
Teablast / Can jet liquid excrement at a ballistic weaponry force.
Biege / Able to blend in seamlessly at any corporate event.
Woodchip / Can rapidly grow Bonsai trees from her tearducts.
Edward / Has a brick for a right hand. Good in a fight.
Pigeon / Is a pigeon.