Man On Rail Replacement Bus Service.
Child On A Tram.
Woman On A Concorde
Person Of Uncertain Gender On A Rollerskate.
Anyway, the guy who drums for global stadium dullards U2 gets off a train at the start of this film, has a headache, becomes friends with an old guy and tries to decide if he's gonna rob a bank or not.
It's not too bad, Larry Mullen does a much better job in his first acting gig than many people do.
It's a remake of a French film. Possibly called Le Man On Le Train. Or something. Bonjour.