Selfish yet quiet Michael F. Assbender is a bit put out when his selfish yet whiney sister comes to stay as her presence makes it difficult for him to pursue his sex addiction (conveyed by him shagging willing women, wanking and looking at internet porn - a.k.a being a bloke). Meh, this is the most tedious film I have fast forwarded through for a while and I completely lost interest after Assbender stopped walking around with his man-wand out (not bad, by the way). Shame? Shame there's no plot more like!
Carey Mulligan's nude scene: 2/10 (1 point per boob for effort but you needn't have bothered)