The Catch.
Kate Winslett goes on a date with Hugh Jackman. His bollocks are on his throat. That's it, that's the joke. Seems to go on for about twenty minutes after the joke's got boring.
Homeschooled.
Sometimes funny, sometimes shite.
The Proposition.
Man is in a new relationship. The woman wants him to shit on her as a declaration of love. A bit funnier than it sounds. The car accident is a highlight.
Veronica.
Young woman who looks old goes shopping and talks to her ex.
iBabe.
Who would've thought the rumours about Richard Gere and the hamster would be the second most embarrassing thing he's attached to. Fucking awful.
Superhero Speed Dating.
Meh.
Machine Kids.
Could've been funny. Isn't.
Middleschool Date.
Girl gets her first period. Total lack of humour ensues. I start to consider Al Qaieda having a fair perspective on Americans.
Tampax.
For fuck's sake, the Airplane films were more sophisticated than this.
Happy Birthday.
Cunt from Jackass kidnaps a midget for the now-fat Stifler. Shit.
Truth Or Dare.
The one with the joke.
Victory's Glory.
The one that tries weakly to be clever. Fails.
Beezel.
Shit.
So, in conclusion, this is a terribly written collection of almost universally unfunny short films that makes you feel sorry and embarrassed for everyone involved.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1333125/
2/10
Perkin.
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