Seriously, it's a hilarious Alien rip-off, possibly budgeted using gravel rather than actual money. Filmed in Chislehurst, Kent, and scripted using some form of potato prints.
If films were sexual experiences, the original Alien would be a classy, fragrant union in a five star hotel. This film would be a drunken, blurry wank behind a disused skip.
Both great fun, but very different experiences. To stretch the comparison.
Well worth watching.
"Press the alarm button and I kill Michael Stipe!"
You dirty space-tart!
"You'll only feel a small prick."
"He's not wrong there!"
"Hello, I'd like to order a space pizza"
"Got the wrong number, you space-twat."
Sadly this scene didn't go where I was hoping.
Mutant laser space-baby!