17/04/14 Seedpeople (1992)

This had great potential to to be a high-chuckle bumwater classic. Sadly it makes the fatal mistake of trying to be an actual film. A double mistake when you consider the evil alien pod-monsters look like bipedal scrotums.

Ah well.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105347/
2.5/10

"I've told you before, my land is not for sale, now leave!"

"LOL! Your hand is tiny."

Probably lives in Croydon.

Evil monster space-bollock.

A bukkake scene? Oh, right, 'Seed' people.

Perkin.