Tuesday 21 July 2015

21/07/15 Nosferatu (1922)

This film's been out 93 years. If you need another review before choosing whether to watch it, you're the most indecisive human who has ever lived.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0013442/
7/10

Between them they had a full beard. And brilliant expressions.


Wouldn't it be great if he was randomly a Geordie?
"Alreet, Pet. Aah'm, just gonna bite yer neck. Divvent worry."


Big purple co... You get the idea.


Being a German boat, the captain was probably some arsehole in a suit who sailed it right up the arse of the boat in front. Like a wanker.


"Tobey! How are yer?"
"Not bad, Des. You?"
"Got a bollocking off the guv the other day."
"Why?"
"Too much horseplay. Boom! Boom!"
"You twat."
"C'mon, I'm only horsing around."


Modern horror films could learn a lot from the ones of a century ago.


This guy co-wrote 'It Was A Good Day' with Ice Cube. 


Perkin.








1 comment:

  1. You forgot the bit where "Nina" plays with her pussy while her husband watches. :)

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