Tuesday, 21 July 2015

21/07/15 Nosferatu (1922)

This film's been out 93 years. If you need another review before choosing whether to watch it, you're the most indecisive human who has ever lived.


Between them they had a full beard. And brilliant expressions.

Wouldn't it be great if he was randomly a Geordie?
"Alreet, Pet. Aah'm, just gonna bite yer neck. Divvent worry."

Big purple co... You get the idea.

Being a German boat, the captain was probably some arsehole in a suit who sailed it right up the arse of the boat in front. Like a wanker.

"Tobey! How are yer?"
"Not bad, Des. You?"
"Got a bollocking off the guv the other day."
"Too much horseplay. Boom! Boom!"
"You twat."
"C'mon, I'm only horsing around."

Modern horror films could learn a lot from the ones of a century ago.

This guy co-wrote 'It Was A Good Day' with Ice Cube. 


1 comment:

  1. You forgot the bit where "Nina" plays with her pussy while her husband watches. :)