This film's been out 93 years. If you need another review before choosing whether to watch it, you're the most indecisive human who has ever lived.
Between them they had a full beard. And brilliant expressions.
Wouldn't it be great if he was randomly a Geordie?
"Alreet, Pet. Aah'm, just gonna bite yer neck. Divvent worry."
Big purple co... You get the idea.
Being a German boat, the captain was probably some arsehole in a suit who sailed it right up the arse of the boat in front. Like a wanker.
"Tobey! How are yer?"
"Not bad, Des. You?"
"Got a bollocking off the guv the other day."
"Too much horseplay. Boom! Boom!"
"C'mon, I'm only horsing around."
Modern horror films could learn a lot from the ones of a century ago.
This guy co-wrote 'It Was A Good Day' with Ice Cube.