26/01/14 Villain (1971)

What do you get if you cross:

Vincent Cassel

With:

Dot Cotton?

Answer:

This bloke. Now known as Vincedot.

Anyway this is a surprisingly obscure film about a shady cockney bummer (For non Brits: criminal, London based homosexual) who shows his affection for people by punching them, as well as punching people he doesn't like, and does a bank job with some of his chums. Including Vincedot. Above average, but not great. Lots of odd accents.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067952/

5.95/10

Mark1 Ford Capri and clothing brought to you by 1970's fashion brand House of Brown.

"Blimey! It says here that in 43 years a tubby man will mock this film on a personal home computer unit."

"Crivens! So it does!"

"Would you like a sausage? I've got plenty."

A Rover P5b (hooray!) driving through one of Croydon's 'Gardens in Bloom'.

Think of your own caption for this brilliant acty-face.

Perkin.

16/11/13 Frankenstein's Army (2013)

This is about the tenth film I've seen where a group of WW2 Allied troops stumble upon some secret Nazi experiment bunker that's using the occult or wacky science to create weapon-zombies. What slightly elevates this one above many of them is the fun design of the zombie/monster things. They're yer basic zombie walker types but with lots of whirly mechanical slicey death-bits added on. Kinda like an angry Ford Capri.

Anyway, if it's your sort of thing and you don't mind wobbly-cam then it's worth a go.

 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1925435/
5.5/10

Perkin.