Liam Neeson plays A man with a gun and a daughter who sends text messages on a plane. Has a fight in a toilet, much like I did, in a slightly different way last Sunday after that takeaway. Actually, if that was made into a film, that could probably be called Non-Stop as well. Either that or Relentless Nesquick. Or Chocolate Milkshake Blunderbuss. Or Muddy Acid Starfish.