Saturday, 19 September 2015

--/09/15 Hitman: Agent 47 (2015)

Play the games, they're much better. At least Rupert Friend looks less like an angry baby than Timothy Olyphant did in the last shit film.

Rupert Friend and Timothy Olyphant? Fucking hell, how much do those two sound like names a child has given his two favourite teddy bears? The next Hitman film (which will also be shit) has a high risk of having someone called Mr Pinkytoes or Eddy the Fluff Bear in the title role.

Actually, Eddy the Fluff Bear sounds more like he'd be in gay porn, but you get my point.


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