Well hello again!
He types to a very small number of disinterested readers who have probably forgotten about this nonsense Already.
Moved house, had a restricted internet, busy doing stuff, very lazy. Back now.
Anyway, this is what we've been watching since we last 'plopped.
The idea for Cooties, a zombie virus gets released into a school and a small group of teachers have to defend themselves against infected children, sounds like fun.
It's like a comedy where They shot the entire film then edited out the jokes.
Q: What's pink and hard?
A: A pig with a flick knife.
That joke's ancient, yet still better than this film's absent humor.