Found footage horror film...
I'm tired of typing
that. I think I was the last advocate of the sub-genre, but now even I'm bored
wankless by this shitting nonsense.
If you're gonna do a
found footage horror, bring something new to the table.
Yet another film
student who's apparently suffering some form of biological attachment to their
camera, forcing them to continue filming way, way, way past the point when
having two free hands would be advantageous in their perilous situation.
Does you camcorder
fire bullets or have a bayonet attatched?
No?
Then put it fucking
down and hold something that may actually be of use, you soppy twat.
Y'know, like every
single actual person in the world would in your situation.
Sitting here thinking
about found footage films, I've just had an idea for one, I might film it when
I next get a weekend off. It'll be about one minute long and it can't be any
worse than this shite.
That'll do.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3453580/
4/10
Perkin.
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