I watched this when it first came out. I was very excited that John Carpenter had come back to direct a horror film. I remembered being very disappointed and thinking that the film seemed to be a continuous series of slow moving corridor shots with nothing in the way of tension or peril.
Whaddya know, previous me was correct. If I ever get a time machine, I'll go back and tell him he was right. I'll probably tell him to get off his arse and watch less shit films as well.
And wank less.