Wednesday, 16 March 2016

02/03/16 You Are Not Alone (2014)

Film about a young lady getting stalked by some fucking nutbag with killy intentions. In an effort to be original, it's told from a first person POV, so you get to see life through the eyes of a teenage girl.
Those last few words have probably sent ripples through the internet and spiked its masturbatory algorithms.

However, in a move that will flatline the interest of many, this isn't footage of shower gel being applied to intimate areas for two hours, but rather a few days in the life of an arse-bendingly annoying, vapid sounding dullard who ends up "Like, totally, umm, being followed or something. By some, like, guy, who wants to kill me or, like, whatever?"

If you're, like, fifteen, or something, it's probably, like, OK.

If you're not, it's a bit tedious.


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